Friday, April 3, 2009

How to do business

An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company
decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both
teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance.
On the big day, they were as ready as they could be.

The Japanese team won by a mile.

Afterwards, the American team became discouraged by the loss and
their morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason
for the crushing defeat had to be found. A Continuous Measurable
Improvement Team of "Executives" was set up to investigate the
problem and to recommend appropriate corrective action.

Their conclusion: The problem was that the Japanese team had
8 people rowing and 1 person steering, whereas the American
team had 1 person rowing and 8 people steering. The American
Corporate Steering Committee immediately hired a consulting
firm to do a study on the management structure.

After some time and billions of dollars, the consulting firm
concluded that "too many people were steering and not enough
rowing." To prevent losing to the Japanese again next year, the
management structure was changed to "4 Steering Managers,
3 Area Steering Managers, and 1 Staff Steering Manager" and
a new performance system for the person rowing the boat to
give more incentive to work harder and become a "six sigma"
performer. "We must give him empowerment and enrichment."
That ought to do it.

The next year the Japanese team won by two miles.

The American Corporation laid off the rower for poor performance,
sold all of the paddles, cancelled all capital investments for new
equipment, halted development of a new canoe, awarded high
performance awards to the consulting firm, and distributed the
money saved as bonuses to the senior executives.

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